A $30,000 per plate birthday party fund raiser for Barack Obama by a Chicago mobster has reopened unanswered questions about the regime leader's actual birthplace.
After the birthday bash announcement by policy & numbers man Jermaine "Crawdaddy" Dupre, long a fixture on Chicago's south side, and well known power behind Chicago politics after he swung the presidential election to JFK,
it appears the upcoming birthday has caused yet more confusion around the globe.
Several countries, including Kenya, Indonesia, and now Venezuela, are claiming Obama as their 'native son', and due to differing time zones, even the date of his immaculate arrival on the planet earth has come into question.
In Venezuela Oliver Stone and Sean Penn have been tasked with organizing the gala festivities on behalf of narco dictator Hugo Chavez, who has said to have taken a keen interest in the current president due to recent US efforts to legalize marijuana and several other profitable exports from the country further threatening Hugo's balance of trade. Obama day is set for August 3.
In Indonesia, recently blown off for two (2) state visits by Obama to revisit his
hometown mosque where he was mentored, plans are being made to celebrate 'his day' on August 5th with a spirited 'muslim solidarity day'
and to celebrate further gifts from the UN and the IMF totaling tens of millions of dollars. Plans are being rushed to complete the state golf course
to further encourage the President to finally show up as promised.
In Kenya, a government spokesman said they will celebrate the occasion on August 1st coinciding with "The Year of the Goat" celebrations revitalized ever since Obama was elected in 2008. According to government announcements this year Kenya will be honoring all Obama's kin, a list of which is said to extend to over 52 pages considering the extensive
traveling done by Barack Hussein Obama, Sr. as he 'spread his wealth' around the globe before driving into a 'family tree' while impaired on cheap scotch.
In Boston, Obama's Auntie 'Zulu' Zeituni, recently granted amnesty after living on the dole illegally for 8 years is said to be heading a parade down Beacon Hill in a Jaguar convertible as the guest of Governor Patrick Deval.
After the parade state officials will be traveling to Rhode Island for a cocktail party as the guest of Massachusetts Senator John Kerry who will be hosting the politicians on his $7m dollar yacht which he births in RI to avoid paying state taxes in the commonwealth.
The yacht, built in Australia is aptly named
"Heinz Site" in honour of his wife who is keeping him in luxury to which he has become accustomed to since coming into office in Taxachusetts where he is known for taxing everything that walks, talks, or just exists.
Kerry said he is hopeful that at least 4 of the Kennedy clan will be out of alcohol rehab in time for the gathering which will take place at the wine bar located in the cockpit of the sleek vessel saying, "the party won't be the same if Patches and Chris Dodd aren't here to grab a few asses and harass the
Charles Wrangle (sic) has proposed as his last official act before being impeached, that April 1 be considered "Obama Day" in honor of the President.
For the first time since November 2008 there was finally bi-partisan agreement and the declaration was passed on unanimous voice vote.