Dateline Tehran: A 63 year old woman was arrested today by the morals police for allegedly wearing crotchless panties under her burqa.
The woman, the morals officer explained, was caught flashing a young male in his twenties who complained that he was being sexually harassed by an over-the-hill cougar. "I just about blacked out when I saw what appeared to be a snarling beast under the woman's burqa," he said.
Although there is no civil law in Iran that forbids wearing crotchless panties in one's bedroom, under Sharia law, throwing off beaver shots in a public forum is frowned upon by conservative clerics, mainly because of health concerns.
Although not common in America until recently, it has become more and more accepted by fashionable young ladies, such as Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, to use their crotch cameras to take pictures of their adoring fans.
Suggesting that imitation is the highest form of flattery, I suspect that even the imams will get used to this phenomenon and learn to sit back and enjoy it.