New York, NY-- Two more French poodles have come forward and charged former Vice-President Al Gore of sexual misconduct. Both poodles say the former veep acted "like a horny French poodle" and both poodles say they will press charges. The Al Gore says he's innocent.
Fifi LePoodle says she was taking a crap in Central Park and minding her own business when she saw a familiar face watching her. Fifi says the Al Gore approached her and "offered to 'wipe my ass with his face' and that he seemed 'a little frisky'.
"He either had a dog bone in his pocket, or he was just real happy to see me." barked Fifi. "I bit him on the hand and sent a DNA sample to the New York district attorney. I'm gonna sue his ass!" she barked again.
Maxim LaParis is another French Poodle with a similar story.
"I was just walking down Park Avenue when I saw the Al Gore approaching me with a weird look on his face. I'm a registered Democrat, so when I saw him, I was hoping he would stop. He did, and that's when the trouble began." she barked sadly.
Maxim says the Al Gore asked her if he "could stick his tongue down my throat to check for Global Warming. Then he wanted to stick his tongue up my ass to check for Climate Change!"
Maxim says she bit his finger off, and that she also sent DNA evidence to the New York district attorney.
The Al Gore was embarrassed by the latest revelations, but he also had a legitimate excuse.
"All women in the Democratic Party are dogs." he stated. "Elena Kagan, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Janet Napolitano--and especially my ex-wife Tipper. I just get very turned on by dogs!" he lamented, and went to look for some more French poodles.