John and Esther Mathers were in the wrong place at the wrong time, mainly aboard the United Airlines plane that ran into so much turbulence that they had to make an emergency landing in Denver, Colorado.
Though John and Esther were only bruised, they were humiliated by what happened. In all, a total of thirty people had to be taken by ambulance to a Denver Hospital and have their injuries seen to.
"OK, we were out to join the "Mile High Club" and had both sneaked into the bathroom and gotten naked and going at it when the airplane hit the turbulence", stated John Mathers. "Even worse, the door was jarred open and the plane dropped and we went floating out like astronauts in those films, while stark naked."
"At least no one was watching really close because they were hanging onto anything they could", stated Esther. "However, I'm afraid my left tit got into one screaming businessman in a suit. At least he quit screaming. Just like a baby, some men. In goes a tit in their mouth and they quit crying."
Firemen had rushed to the scene right after the plane landed but there was no fire, reported Fire Chief Edward Keith.
At least 14 passengers were released by this morning and at least two others will be hospitalized overnight. The status of the others wasn't immediately available.
Nine had neck and back injuries. Hospitals declined to release the nature of the other injuries until everyone was checked out thoroughly.
"There are mostly walking injuries," Keith told The Denver Post. He said the injuries included bruises, strains and one man who was claiming to have visions about floating tits!