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Wednesday, 21 July 2010

Michael Moore the controversial filmmaker has announced that he is going to run for President in 2012 under the Socialist Workers Party banner.

Michael Moore said he wishes to have 80% of income be taxed, and he wishes to eliminate the Armed Forces, and use the tax dollars to build himself fancy Palaces and purchase bottles of 17th century French wine.

Michael Moore also said he will make it against the law to be rich unless you are him or another rich person who happens to agree with him "preferably the anti-military Hollywood stars like Sean Penn."

He also said he will pick Jane Fonda for Vice President.

Retired General Tommy Franks has said that Michael Moore is gonna lose and will probably get only 1000 votes because most Americans think the elimination of the Armed Forces is a stupid idea.

Michael Moore said eliminating the Armed Forces can be done so that no one will wish to attack us.

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