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Wednesday, 21 July 2010

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Maricar is fast becoming one of the most popular dominatrixes in the entire country.

LONG BEACH, California - One thing about Maricar The Whip-Cracking Dominatrix is that the girl certainly knows how to get around.

After appearing on the talent reality show America's Got Talent she dated Sandra Bullock's ex-husband "Messy" Jesse Bullock.

She then took up with the host of the singing reality show American Idol Ryan Seacrest.

After Seacrest dumped her for Dancing With The Stars Julianne Hough she took up with Mel "The Crazy Aussie" Gibson.

Gibson dumped her after four days and now Mari Mari is back with Jesse "Dick With Feet" James.

Louisiana stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree says that Maricar has been passed around more than a lumberjack camp salt shaker.

He also noted that he wonders when the promiscuous dominatrix has time to pee since her (blank) seems to be in use 24/7.

Jesse was asked if it was true that he had bought her a Harley Davidson Motorcycle. He smiled and said that he had.

He added that the woman can do things with her bearded clam (bearded taco) that most women have not even thought about much less ever done.

When asked such as what he replied like [THREE TREMENDOUSLY EXPLICIT SEXUAL ACTS DELETED BY THE EDITOR DUE TO BEING VULGAR AS THE DICKENS. WOW!!!]

James said that Mari The Great, as he refers to her has done things to him that Sandra (Bullock) refused to do short of being paid.

He pointed out that Mari has agreed to get three tattoos with Jesse's likeness; one on each tit and one on her perineum.

In a somewhat related story. Sandra Bullock has stated that she has not kissed a girl on the mouth in over three weeks.

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