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Topics: Tax, Vuvuzelas

Monday, 19 July 2010

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"It Could Help Future Bowel Movements!"

Those people in the United States who make over $250,000 are getting ready for the President's new tax hikes are preparing for them by sitting on vuvuzelas shipped here from South Africa.

"There's no use taking it all at once, even with Ky-Jelly", stated one banker and his wife in Texas. "Since we sometimes have made over $750,000, we make have to take it well up the horn."

President Obama has called a meeting of Hollywood stars and sports figures to tell them that they can hire a proxy they can hire so that they won't have it so rough.

"He must be kidding", stated one actress who asked not to be named. "How does the President think we got some of these starring roles in the first place?"

Although many are dreading the day, even with the practice and the jellied vuvuzelas, several say they have been looking forward to it.

A partnered couple in San Francisco, both attornies, say they have worked hard all year so they could get a really big one shoved!

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