Sarah Palin, the ex governor of Alaska, who has a daughter named after a city in the south west of Englandshire, is surprised to announce that her unmarried daughter, who is famous for having consorted with Satan in the most foul and depraved way by becoming pregnant and spewing forth her hell spawn, is now back in her mom's good books.
Bristol Palin, 19, is not letting the fact that she did "the doo" out of wedlock and dropped a sprog, stand in the way of her advocating celibacy for other teenagers.
'If I had known at the time what I know now, I don't think I would have done what I did'
commented the eloquent youngster.
'If only someone had told me that having a man's seminal fluid introduced into my healthy, fertile womb via the medium of a penis inserted into my "fanjoleena holey" would cause baby seeds to sprout, I wouldn't be in this mess. My mom always telt me that it was the man who delivers the milk, or the postman that makes babies.'
The sperm donor, a text book narcissist, and unemployed feckless arse, Levi Johnston, has attempted to position himself in the public eye, posing nude in Playgirl and appearing frequently on television to criticise Sarah Palin, all good ways to win the hearts and minds of the family whose daughter you have knocked up, is now going to wed his high school sweet heart, Bristol, and has informed the world, including Sarah Palin, by selling the story and having pictures in celebrity magazine Us Weekly.
Stay Classy Americanites!