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Wednesday, 14 July 2010

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Mel Gibson has asked Maricar The Dominatrix to move in with him.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS -Less than 24 hours after being dumped by American Idol's Ryan Seacrest, America's Got Talent's Maricar the whip-cracking dominatrix has moved in with Mel Gibson.

A close friend of Mari Mari, as Ryan called her, said that Domi, as some of her ex-boyfriends call her, was asked by Gibson to move in with him.

Gibson reportedly told her that he wanted to get some sense of mental and emotional stability back into his life.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Ah sorry Gibby. 'Fraid it's a little bit too late for that bloke.]

Mel said that after divorcing his wife, Robyn, and ending up giving her half a billion dollars in the divorce settlement and now having a baby from Oksana Gregorieva, a Russian pianist he has seen his life savings go from $1 billion down to about $400 million.

Maricar has said that unlike the first Mrs. Gibson and his ex-Russian girlfriend Oksana, she does not fear Gibson in the least.

She went on to say that she can take the toughest guy and within 48 hours she can have him eating Kibbles 'N Bits out of her hand, drinking water from a dog dish, and licking her size 9 black patent leather boots.

Maricar said that the first time that Gibson goes into one of his temperamental tirades and horrendous harangues she will take her black whip and put such a hurt on the Aussie boy that he will wish he was back in his mommy's womb.

In other news. Vice President Joe Biden says that he is proud of the fact that he has not called anyone a dumbass, smartass, or shitass within the past week.

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