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Tuesday, 13 July 2010

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"2 New Pair of Free Sneaks are Everyone's Right' Michelle tells Potential Voters.

Barry forgot to tell Michelle to say on point during her recent fiery address to the NAACP where she urged members to intensify their efforts to put pressure on government to grant more entitlements and encouraged more felons to get out and vote.

"Dessert is not a right," she said referring to her campaign to cut down obesity in Blacks, " but that doesn't mean that during a riot you're not entitled to at least 2 new pair of Air Jordans!', a comment that had her audience jumping in ecstasy urging her on chanting in unison, 'say it again Sister...Homey need a new pair of shoes, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm Obama, Obama he got Sole!"

"We've come a long way, "Michelle continued, " just today thanks to pressure from our Home Boy Eric Holder, the Police Chief of Oakland says his force will no longer respond to over 44 incidents of crime....our brothers in Oakland are free, free at last!"

Obama was referring to a decision by Oakland's chief Anthony Batts not to send officers out to investigate complaints on such minor annoyances as Burglary,Grand Theft, Check Fraud, Employee theft over $400, or extortion, to name but a few.

Batts said he had to cut the force 10% in order to boost up City Funds to pay for the welfare entitlements of a horde of illegal aliens flooding in from Arizona.

According to a city spokesman, the police and fire departments in Oakland account for 75% of the expenditures from the city's general fund, while entitlements to illegal aliens eats up 24%. Most educational expenses were eliminated years ago when it was found no one was attending school in the city anyway. Any money left is set aside for periodic garbage collection and for lights on street corners so business will not be curtailed .

Pointing to the election of Al Franken in Minnesota where it was just announced that he squeaked by thanks to about 350 convicted felons who had lost their right to vote, but cast their ballots for him she said, "see what power can do...and where else but in Oakland can we find enough voters that will surely put our people over the top in November...remember Barbara Boxer our 'Sister of Soul' when you turn up to vote!"

Michelle also took on the Tea Party, calling them a 'bunch of right wing Racists who go out of their way to divide the races instead of working together."

Asked later about voter intimidation by the New Black Panther Party (what's NEW?) carrying clubs during the last election she said, "hey, the Attorney General said there wasn't anything to that shit...just wait till this November...if you thought the clubs were somethin, wait'll you see the Brothers with their 9's protecting our right to a majority!"

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