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Tuesday, 13 July 2010

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Justin at the age of 7, at his grandmother's playing 'space capsule.'

GULFPORT, Mississippi - Justin Bieber had just finished performing before a standing room only crowd and Gulfport's Cotton Plantation Coliseum when he was asked about his trip to South Africa to attend the World Cup Soccer Finals.

Bieber said that he enjoyed every minute of his trip to South Africa except for the damn annoying vuvuzelas that the locals blow continuously from the start of all soccer games all the way to the end of the games and even in the various hotel lobbies.

He said that several weeks later he can still hear the darn vuvuzela noise ringing in his ears.

Justin performed at the halftime of the game between North Korea and The Ivory Coast. The crowd loved his brand new song which was co-written by him and Kara DioGuardi entitled, "My Male Hormones Are Starting To Stir Like The Happy Thing In The Crotch of Miley's Short Shorts."

Appearing along with Bieber were England's Cheryl Cole, the soon-to-be Mrs. Derek Hough, and America's Lady Gaga, the soon-to-be Mr. Sir Gaga.

When asked to elaborate on that statement Justin just blushed and offered up a standard "No comment."

Bieber said that he was thrilled that he got to meet his favorite soccer player North Korea's Hong Yong Jo.

Justin gave Hong Yong a copy of his latest CD and Hong Yong gave Justin one of his used jock straps, which the little 16-year-old Canadian said he will cherish along with a pair of suspenders he was given by Larry King, a DD bra which he was given by Heidi Montag, and an orange flavored Tic Tac that Ann Coulter gave him.

SIDENOTE: Bieber invited Hong Yong Jo to be his special guest when he performs his live concert at Pyongyang's Grains of Salt Arena. Hong Yong said he will most surely be there and that at that time he will give Justin another one of his used jock straps as a token of their continuing friendship.

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