Hollywood CA: Social scientists have been trying to correlate female intelligence and body parts for years.
The most recent attempt was made by studying two groups of women. The first group consisted of ordinary ladies involved in different types of employment. The second group consisted of PORN stars and Hollywood starlets. Both groups had women who had undergone breast enhancement procedures (boob jobs), but in significantly higher numbers for the second group.
The scientists found by measuring all the participants' boobs, that breast size and cranium power (smarts) are inversely related as given by:
BS = Breast Size
CP = Cranium Power
k = Constant
Women with small real breasts were definitely found to be much smarter than women with large real breasts. A boob job did not change anything in both groups of test subjects. This result leads to the conundrum of "if small breasted women are smart, why do they opt for boob jobs?"