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Saturday, 10 July 2010

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Kourtney Kardashian's new boyfriend Arkansas Lieutenant Governor Clyde "Bubbaface" Gritflicker.

LITTLE ROCK - The oldest of the three Kardashian sisters, 30-year-old Kourtney, has announced that she has been secretly dating Arkansas Lieutenant Governor Clyde "Bubbaface" Gritflicker, of the Gritflicker family of Cornbread Corners, Arkansas.

KK, as Bubbaface calls her, said that she first met the Lt. Governor when she was asked to go down to Arkadelphia and participate as a judge in The 43rd Annual Arkadelphia Hog Calling Contest and Collared Green Baking Jamboree back in March.

Kourtney said that Bubbaface took second place honors. He was beaten out by the unmarried,four-time champion Roberta "Barbed Wire Mouth" Nashtingle, 46.

The locals say Roberta is so good that even hogs who are totally deaf come a-runnin' when they hear "Bobby" go into her patented hog callin'.

Kourtney says that there are those who felt that the only reason Bubbaface came in second, instead of third or fourth, was because one of the judges (Kourtney) was kinda sweet on ol' Clyde's groin region.

So for now Kourtney and Bubbaface spend every other weekend flying back and fourth between LAX Airport in Los Angeles and The Good Old Grits Airport in Little Rock.

In a related story. Talk around Little Rock is that Lt. Governor Gritflicker's wife Sue Betty Gritflicker will most likely be filing for divorce within the coming months. She is presently living with her first cousin Bubba Earl "Scooter" Tattingtit in a one bedroom trailer in Tatter Tots, Arkansas.

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