KABUL, Afghanistan - Osama Bin Laden, CEO of the radical sunni muslim organization has stated that he plans on opening up the very first Al Qaeda business office in the United States in Phoenix, Arizona.
Bin Laden, says that after conferring with his Chief Senior Adviser Mustafa Abu al-Yazid, he decided that Arizona would be the perfect place to open up an American office.
He stated that due to the tremendous amount of political turmoil that is presently going on in Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer's state, makes establishing Al Qaeda American headquarters in Phoenix, Arizona a very lucrative deal.
Bin Laden says that everyday hundreds of offices are being emptied as companies and corporations are leaving the state and going to other states including Alaska, which is really nothing more than one huge effen iceberg.
When asked what name the Al Qaeda organization will work under in Phoenix, Osama Bin Laden said that he has decided on the name Twinkle Twinkle Graphic Designers.
He has pointed out that to insure that no one suspects the the graphic design business is simply a front he has already secured seven business contracts which include clients such as Oscar Meyer Wieners, Summers Eve Female Douche, and KIA Motors.
In a related story. Osama Bin Laden was asked if he plans on taking a trip to Arizona to attend the grand opening festivities which are slated for late August. Bin Laden grinned and said, "Dude I'm Osama Bin Laden, the most hunted man in the history of manhunting, are you effen kidding me or what?"