Written by rpm1978
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Topics: Arizona, secession

Thursday, 8 July 2010

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Arizona, it's on the left somewhere I reckon.

The residents of the state of Arizona, satisfied with the law against illegal immigration and unsatisfied with the actions of the Federal Government, have voted to secede from the Union and declare themselves, The Republic of Arizona, the voters also unanimously voted for their Governor to become President of The Republic of Arizona.

A wall is currently being built at the Arizona-Mexico border with armed troops ready to shoot to death any illegal aliens that wish to cross over into Arizona.

The Republic of Arizona is also welcoming loads of patriotic Americans who are fed up with their Federal Government to move to The Republic of Arizona as well, counties in neighboring states of California, New Mexico and Nevada are considering seceding from the Union to also join The Republic of Arizona.

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