Written by rpm1978
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Wednesday, 7 July 2010

Lindsay Lohan reported to jail today, she was placed in a cell with 2 bunks, a concrete floor and a steel potty to crap in.

She is not very happy about it at all and who can blame her, who wants to share a cell with 3 other people who are not as rich as her, not to mention she will not have access to her millions of dollars at all.

She also hates the fact she will have to pee and crap in front of her cellmates as well.

Her 1st meal of the day was Tuna Stew which contains Tuna, Peas, Carrots, Broccoli and of course water, the guards told her she has to eat it or get a longer sentence in Jail.

Lindsay Lohan ate the Tuna Stew, then she was ordered to sit on the steel potty to crap out what she ate.

One of her cellmates is bugging her about how much she hated The Parent Trap and Freaky Friday.

The guards absolutely refuse to listen to Lindsay's screams and cries as well.

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