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Wednesday, 7 July 2010

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"You got to be kidding!"

Oakland CA: The West Oakland Gynecological Clinic is reporting that a large number of Gay men are secretly coming to the clinic from San Francisco to complain about strange, but not life threatening, conditions.

The patients initially presented symptoms of large swaths of black curly hair growing on one or both cheeks of the fleshy part of the buttocks. After a period of time a single lesion appeared at the center of the hair on only one of the cheeks. Subsequently, the walls of the lesion evolved to soft elastic folds of mucous membrane skin, which are able to stretch or contract.

The clinic's OBGYN doctors are sending their findings to the CDC in Atlanta GA, with a notation that the new organ "sure looks like a vagina!"

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