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Tuesday, 6 July 2010

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Not just your typical man bites dog story, but close enough. As if we didn't have enough confusion in our government, Obama's left-hand man leading the Justice Department, Eric Holdover, announced today that he is suing the State of Arizona for attempting to enforce a Federal law.

Obama, who has yet to prove that he is himself an American citizen, has reached the limits of credibility in this case. While most Americans would simply like to built a moat from San Diego to Brownsville, Texas and staff it with deputized alligators from Florida, Barackomagne is calling for the Zonies to assimilate the millions of illegals who are attempting to take back the territory once part of Mexico.

A possible solution is for Arizona to seek an injunction against Barack Obama, requiring him to show proof of citizenship before he can initiate any proceeding against the state. What is good for the goose(Obama)is good for the gander(Arizona)

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