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Tuesday, 6 July 2010

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According to recent articles that you may want to read, the end of the United States as well as Mexico, Canada and others may happen at any time.

An attack of nuclear missiles? The unleashing of a dreaded disease or poisoning by terrorists that cannot be stopped?

No, it's the one that everyone here in the United States hears about everyday...The Gulf Oil Leak!

What few people, especially news people, haven't been discussing over the air is being studied deeply by seismologists. The Gulf oil leak is reshaping the underground to such a large degree that it seems to be affecting the New Madrid fault.

Antoine Du Chos, a leader in the field says that the New Madrid earthquake 200 years ago was actually 4 different earthquakes and rearranged the whole area of the central US but little is recorded because of the few people who where living in the area at the time.

"The Gulf Oil Spill is shaking our whole area. When things are taken out of the ground it leaves a vacuum that will be replaced by the changing landscape under our feet. This could lead to a huge quake at the Gulf causing a tsunami that would cover many cities down there."

"Even worse is the triggering of North America's worst earthquake ever, being repeated. But this time with millions of people above it.

"Memphis and St Louis would virtually disappear and many other cities would be damaged. At least seven states would be a total wreck and the water could rush in from the Gulf, up the Mississippi into the openings and we have the United States divided."

Others are agreeing with Du Chos, saying Cuba and the islands and central America would be devastated with shaking and tsunamis.

The world economy would collapse.

There would then be corresponding areas of the world hit by the massive shaking.

Something to think about.

But not by me!

-Dan Hillyard, Up2

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