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Tuesday, 6 July 2010

A special education teacher named Mrs. Grumpy acts like she can cure disabilities, in the 1st semester she issues point sheets where students can get up to 4 points each subject, but points can be lost for various reasons.

She uses a torturing form of punishment that she likes to call the corner, unfortunately the chair contains nails which are painful in the butt, she will send you there for moving a muscle.

You lose 3 points if you get sent to the torture corner too, in the 2nd semester she issues what are called Behavior cards, anything she deems wrong warrants a punching on the behavior card, she makes her students punch their card too if they have pee.

She is absolutely a mean teacher

(Disclaimer: I, the author of this story was in special ed myself, and had a teacher who really did send kids to the corner as well as having point sheets and behavior cards. Luckily the corner never actually had nails in the chair thank God. Her real last name is not Grumpy either but her real last name and where she teachers will not be revealed to avoid a lawsuit. Oh yeah, she really did make students punch their behavior card for asking to go to the bathroom, well not the 1st year I had her but 2nd year I had her she pulled this stunt, but I found a loophole in the rules and used that loophole he he.)

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