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Monday, 5 July 2010

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Tony Blair: "Beyond Petroleum, that is BP! Some more money for my US Presidential campaign!"

BPs Oil Slick HQ, United States: BP, known as 'British Petroleum' by President Obama, have decided to fund Tony Blair's Republican nomination at the next US elections.

BP who have had to 'bite the bullet' in the last few weeks, as President Obama, used them as an oily rag doll, to get his poll ratings up, have had enough of being tarred in the oily stuff!

Whilst US Companies involvement in the Oil Slick have been swept under the Presidential carpet, now BP have decided to back Tony Blair against President Obama.

Tony Blair, known for his charity work, giving other peoples money away, has already indicated that the old colonies on the eastern sea board need to rejoin the Commonwealth of Nations.

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