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Sunday, 4 July 2010

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While President Obama's Mother-In-Law Ms. Marian Robinson thought no one could possibly be listening in, or maybe she just doesn't care much for her son-in-law, was talking to a visiting close friend in a back room of the White House, she apparently let slip that she knew who caused the oil leak in the Gulf.

"It was Obama himself. He's the very one who had it ordered. I heard him."

Little realizing that Dick Cheney had managed to slip one bugging device past the Secret Service (they found 56), she broadcast away about how she knew it was her son-in-law who caused the well to leak.

"They were back here in one of these rooms that old Cheney had bugged to death before he left, and I accidentally overheard what they were saying, as I slipped on the floor and landed with my ear up against the door."

According to Ms. Robinson, Obama wants the oil digging to slow down so America will be forced to develop alternative types of fuels and energy.

Those that heard the tape said she next told her visitor that Obama had condemned George W. Bush for his antics while President and as soon as he got here in charge, began his own shenanigans!

"They are all just the same. Color, race, gender all go out the window when they get to be the boss. Or, even when they become a politician, for that matter."

She apparently repeated that George Bush had used cloud seeding to make Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans instead of the other areas.

"All politicians are lowdown rascals, every last one of them."

Look for Dick Cheney to announce his stumbling upon some recordings in the near future.

When asked about his mother-in-law's statement, President Obama replied: "She's always listening in somewhere. So some of the guys winked at me and pointed at the door. That was when I started on that oil spill spiel."

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