Advertisements cleverly disguised as stories written by one of the Spoof's most excellent writers are getting the most 5-star ratings of any stories in the Spoof's history and are propelling their unknown author to the number one spot on the Spoof ratings chart, albeit no one knows who that writer is.
The popularity of the stories "Do You Have Yellow Teeth?" and "I Cured My Yellow Teeth!" seem to have something to do with the fact that the photos used in the stories are exclusives to those stories only and can't be accessed by other writers for use in similar stories. That, and the fact that these are the only stories that appear on almost every other section of the Spoof simultaneously.
Said one disgruntled writer, "click on 'Home' they're there, click on 'US Headlines' they're there, click on 'Magazine' and they're freakin' there! The stories are on every freakin' page! How can we catch a break when we have to compete with that kind of one-upmanship?"
Although many of the Spoof writers have tried to do their own "yellow teeth" stories, none to date have come close to the success of the two original stories mentioned above. The only other story to have gotten almost as many hits as these twin wonders is last week's advertisement "Get a Degree in Law Enforcement Today!"