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Sunday, 4 July 2010

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Five years ago, Pat Robertson suggested the United States government assassinate Hugo Chavez.

Because the United States government has not done this, Pat Robertson is heading down to Venezuela to do the deed himself, he has packed an AK-47, 1000 rounds, 6 handguns, 4 sawed off shot guns, 2 Tommy guns and a team of Israeli commandos ready to pull off the job.

Hillary Clinton was questioned about the matter and she said "I highly doubt that Pat Robertson is going to really pull this off, it's all rubbish, no one from the states is heading down to Venezuela to pull off an assassination, it's just not going to happen at all."

All government agencies deny knowledge at this point, but I know better.

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