Most news outlets were completely surprised that the United States had about a dozen Russian spies that have been in our country now for many years, reporting back to Russia everything they hear after bugging thousands of homes and offices.
A secret agent for the CIA says that photographs that Palin took from the window of her home in Alaska has tripped up the twelve spies.
"The pictures were fine", stated Agent #1334. "We just blew them up and you can see who is attending the secret meetings, especially the sexy redhead."
Sarah shrugged when given credit. "I'm sure any red-blooded conservative American would have done the same."
Palin also told authorities that she has the photographs dated and in order for them to be used to convict the dozen people already arrested.
Meanwhile, the Russian agents are highly pissed about their boss in Russian saying they should have put up some kind of barrier, so that they would not have been seen.
In retaliation, eight of the Russian spies all swear that Sarah Palin definitely had her boobs implanted and perked twice in the past five years and that THEY have photographs of her daughter getting pregnant.
"This window-watching goes both ways!"