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Thursday, 1 July 2010

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A Nocturnal Emission

An attorney for Al Gore did not deny that his client might have made a late night deposit on the slacks of his massage therapist as alleged. Citing the late hour of the evening encounter, the attorney claims that Gore was sleeping at the time and that the therapist was merely the victim of a naturally occurring phenomenon known as a "nocturnal emission brought about by scrotal warming."

Saying that what happened was akin to being struck by lighting, a random event with a statistical chance of happening to an individual being about 10,000,000 to 1, he asked, "how could Al Gore have known that while he was dreaming of groping his wife, Tipper, that a masseuse was in his grasp?"

While admitting that it was not unusual for Mr. Gore to shoot from the hip while discussing global warming, it was never Gore's intent to grope the globes of the therapist to make his point more evident.

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