An expert in ancestry at the university of London has spent the last year researching president Obama forebears. He has found documents relating to the Obama forbears that go back before the Roman era.
There is strong evidence that his great grandma 357 times removed was non other than Queen Bodicea (also called Budica in Early pagan Britain). She was the warrior that had knives on her charriot wheels. Coming forwards in time Obamas great uncle 15 times removed was none other than William Shakespear this explains just why OB is such an eloquent orator.
Also coming forward to modern times a surprising document in the history museum places a "Barak Obama" as the American illegitimate son of an ageing Winston Churchill!
Yes amazing as it seems the very bust that OB threw out of the white house was his own father.
This news will surely prompt the President of America to change the flag from "stars and stripes" to the "union jack" and to publicly apologise to BP and pay them 30 billion dollars damages.