Written by Dr. Billingsgate
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Topics: Russia, Spy

Tuesday, 29 June 2010

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Vladimir Putin, former Russian KGB officer and now Prime Minister, today accused President Obama of planting a bug in Russian President Dmitri Medvedev's hamburger. Last week, Obama and Medvedev traveled by motorcade from the White House to eat lunch at Rays Hell Burger restaurant in Arlington, Virginia. Each had a burger and shared an order of fries.

Although non-pretentious, Rays has always been a favorite of CIA workers looking for some international intrigue. Possibly looking for an insight to Russian affairs, CIA Director, Leon Panetta, asked Obama if he would cooperate in planting a bug in President Medvedev's burger. The ever-affable Obama, believing he could get browny points by helping out, took the suggestion literally. Obama casually picked off a fly skating on his nose, and when Medvedev was distracted by a scantily clad ho, planted the bug in the Russian's burger.

Now, with the arrest of the 10 Russian agents who allegedly infiltrated our system, Putin is asking that Barack Obama turn himself into the GRU and be put under house arrest at the Russian Embassy.


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