Two of just hundreds of Green Schemes devised by Al "Big Horn Dawg" Gore, continue to not only survive but thrive on taxpayer money as it was announced today Fisker Motors was buying an abandoned GM plant in Delaware, and Tesla Motors was approved to market an IPO on NASDQ.
The factory, which formerly employed 5,000 workers building Saturns and a Pontiac Model, had been lying idle since Obama took over the day to day running of Government Motors with a 61% stake, also funded by taxpayers.
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs touted the factory sale as a positive step to 'put people back to work...over 2000 jobs will now be available, we think by2014! The stimulus clearly works!"
Gibbs refused to answer questions about the 3,000 other workers not accounted for with the shut down of the plant last year, or the number of Finnish workers in Finland being paid for with Stimulus dollars.
Fisker received a $529M government loan last year to build electric carsIN FINLAND, and Tesla received $465M to build a $40,000 electric car that hadn't been designed yet, while selling it's $110,000 sports car mostly to Follywood stars, and of course presenting the first off the line to Al, who was said to be 'acting like a sex crazed poodle' after his first test ride.
Encouraging investors to put some more money into Tesla, they recently announced last quarter LOSSES of $29.5M, up from last year's quarterly LOSS of $16M and their prospectus clearly announces, "if you're looking for somewrite offs, Tesla is the Car and Company for you!!"
Obama was not available to comment on the automotive announcements today, as according to Gibbs, he was 'out clearing his mind."
Reports are Barry shot a 109, still has a bad slice, and refuses to 'putt out'taking anything under 4' as a 'gimmee', a phrase he learned earlier in Chicago.