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Tuesday, 29 June 2010

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When asked recently, Sarah Palin is denying rumors that she has been approached by Larry David for a part in a new cable reality show concept thought to be titled "The Real Political Skanks of DC".

Ex Governor Palin was quoted by friends as saying: "I have little in common with Boxer or Feinstein and I'm not gonna give that geek Larry David some creepy retribution just because Gore was able to lay some pipe on his wife in spite of Obama's moratorium, shit... they weren't even drilling offshore".

Rumors inside the beltway have recently speculated that Senator Boxer may actually be Rep. Henry Waxman with a wig. This speculation comes on the heels of un-named sources in the UK stating that Waxman is really "Scabbers", Ron's pet rat while at HogWarts.

Asked if she would consider a cameo appearance, Palin said "You betcha, but imunna think about it and do it right, I'm not gonna whore myself out like Boxer, holy shit. Carly was right, she really does have some fucked up 80's hair. My hubby thinks she looks a lot like Lee Marvin in drag and I'm worried, he's looking forward to the show".

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