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Sunday, 27 June 2010

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In Love's Will, Gary Coleman and Shannon Price (pictured) were to be pallbearers.

Foxxy Love, the woman who earned national fame as part of the syndicated reality show "Drawn Together" was found dead in her home this morning, say police.

Foxxy was 29.

Love's career began as the lead singer and founding member of Crap-pop band Foxxy 5, who had a minor hit in 1984 with "La-la-la-la Labia, Baby," which they recorded for the movie "Dolemite Got Hisself The HIV."

Love and Foxxy 5 then took up crimefighting, using the band's van as their base of operations. Their crimefighting career was cut short by lawsuits from Scooby-Doo and The A-Team,for copyright violations.

The ensuing years were difficult for Love, who was hospitalized a number of times for heroin overdose and series of Grade 5 pelvic infections.

Love's fortunes were turned around when Comedy Central cast her in "Drawn Together:, the network's first reality series. Love was a cast member for the show's entire three year run.

Once "Drawn Together" was cancelled, and the straight-to-DVD-fungusdumb of a movie sold poorly, Love turned to a life of crime, and prostitution.

Sources say that a combination of Lupus, Sickle-Cell amenia, and bisexuality caused her death.

Love will be interred at Forest Lawn on Wednesday. Her crypt, paid for by the Jew Producer, will read, "Little Timmy, Mommy Misses You."

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