Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus & Shaggy Dog Story): It's enough to give a dog a bad name. Former Vice President Al Gore has taken up the Poodle moniker after a masseuse branded him 'the dog's bollox' (sic).
The last time a politico had that canine agenda thrust upon him was when Tony Blair was outed as Dubya's lapdog.
That begs the question, has Gore assumed his new pedigree by mere association? Or bodily fluids exchange?
DC rumors have always said Big Al actually got up inside Blair's humunguous arse, having first fought his way past myriad 'For Sale' signs and Kuwaiti petrodollar IOUs.
Never mind that some Portland massage bimbo got a million dollar check from National Canine Enquirer this week for gorging the readership with tales of Gore's 'dramatic display of violent temper as well as [an] extremely dictatorial, commandeering attitude besides his smiley, global warning concern persona'.
Three hours of kneading, rubbing and squeezing cost Big Al $540 at the St Lucia Hotel's VIP suite.
When Tipper found out it cost Gore his marriage. And the rest as they say is hystery...
Cherry Bush is 69.