Bin Laden Hunter, Gary Faulkner is presently back in Colorado after his failed attempt at killing Osama Bin Laden.
Bin Laden, whom most people believe is just a hologram, has a huge bounty on his head and has managed to allude the world's greatest trackers. Mr. Faulkner thought he would throw his hat in the ring as well.
"I've been huntin my whole life and I knew I was good. I was sick of chasing game so I thought I go after a human," said Faulker.
Faulkner has announced that he will be heading deep into the Appalachian Mountains in search of Bigfoot. Should he come across a sasquatch, Faulkner promises to kill it on sight, eat it that evening and hand the remains over to scientists along with his morning bowel movement, so they can conduct research on this former mythical character.
Faulkner began his hunting career in his late teens when he began chasing tail and told pals he was getting tired of hunting cougars and wants a real challenge.