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Tuesday, 22 June 2010

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Out-of-work Michigan woman to toe: "Stop resisting!" - Kathy M., an unemployed rabbit handler from Flint, Michigan, was injured about a month ago when her dog attempted a difficult MMA takedown which resulted in a shoulder injury.

Kathy has been unable to see a specialist because she can't afford health insurance, so she took the next logical step, and shot herself on Thursday.

M. has thought about what occurred: "Look, I've known that I was a dumbassed waterhead since I was 7, but even I am surprised I did something this stoopid."

"What makes it worse," says Kathy, a former supervisor at The Pets Or Meat Rabbit Farm in Pontiac. "I didn't think to shoot myself in the injured shoulder. Now both my shoulder and my foot are f-cked up."

The Flint prosecutor's office is going to decide whether The Divine Miss M. will face charges for firing a weapon within city limits.

Said the prosecutor: "Hey, thank God she didn't have a headache, huh? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Because then, she would have... uh,. . . Never mind."

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