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Topics: Oil Spill

Wednesday, 16 June 2010

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If anyone can do it, she can't

You just can't keep Miley Cyrus out of the news this week, and now the pop superstar has even made her way into the International Business sections after she was approached by BP with a view to helping to cap the Gulf of Mexico oil leak with her vagina*.

Earlier today, President Barack Obama vowed to "make BP pay" for damage caused by the spill, in his first national address from the Oval Office, but then added that, if Miss Cyrus could stop the leak, this "would help Anglo-US relations".

One BP executive, who wished to remain nameless, said:

"I can't reveal too much at this stage, but we're sending some cunt down there to sort it out."

* Specific details seem superfluous

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