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Tuesday, 15 June 2010

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Did she at least mow the grass before Al planted her?

Laurie David, the wife of television icon Larry David, is a social activist for Environmental issues. She is also now accused of having an affair with former Vice President Al Gore that ended his forty year marriage to wife Tipper.

At a press conference, Ms. David denied the affair, saying that "when Al came in my house,.... no, let me phrase that differently... when Al came in my garden,.... no, that still doesn't sound right. When Al visited me, that sounds better, it was because we were planting trees in my secret garden. Shit! That still doesn't sound nice!"

"Look, he wasn't planting me or planting his pole anywhere. We were out rolling in the grass,... no, I mean out in the rolling grass. He was helping fertilize me. Damn! I mean that he was helping me with the fertilizer."

She then made a comment about being flat on her back with her legs spread so that he could put it in the hole, correcting herself to say that she was by a hole that they dug for a tree and that Gore was lowering a new weeping willow.

At that point, Laurie David threw her hands up in the air and walked out of the room from her press conference. She was heard to say "can't a woman fuck a Senator anymore without everyone making a big deal out of it! Ted Kennedy got away with this shit for years!"

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