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Tuesday, 15 June 2010

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Gary Brooks Faulkner, a 51-year-old construction from Grand Junction, Colorado, has been arrested when caught by police in northern Pakistan and brought in for questioning.

All that is known at the present is that Faulkner had a pistol and a 40-inch sword on him and that he told the police that he had came there to kill Osama bin Ladin.

A report also stated that Mr. Faulkner had some Christian literature on him. So this alone could have caused him to be arrested in this Muslim nation.

Mr. Faulkner's sister back here in the United States says that her brother has poor kidney function and should be taken care of by the people who brought him in.

While there is much speculation, no one can yet tell us why he took on the job, personally, except for a co-worker's remark that he (Faulkner) didn't think anyone was hunting for Osama bin Laden very much.

Authorities have just announced that they caught Faulkner frog-marching Osama Bin Laden across the border into Afghanistan.

"We had to bring in Mr. Faulkner to check his story. The poor Lauden man was scared shitless so we gave him some food and water and he stated he would be alright and was going back home."

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