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Monday, 14 June 2010

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Jaimee Grubbs

Jungle-fever-having celebrity cumdumpster Jaimee Grubbs was in a Beverly Hills Court this morning, facing charges of Felony F-cking of a Married Athlete, Driving with a Suspended License, and Becoming Famous Without a Full Set Of Teeth, also known as The Winehouse Act.

Interestingly Grubbs appeared before Judge Marsha Revel, who's handling another talentless but famous, SCRAM wearing, drug addled walking-talking-yeast-infection (allegedly).

Grubbs pleaded not guilty to 2 counts of driving on a suspended license. She has also accepted a plea deal that will dismiss the Felony F-cking charge if she pleads guilty to the diminished charge of Accepting a Famous Load.

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