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Monday, 14 June 2010

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Washington, DC - Republicans, and specifically, Republican candidate Carly Fiorina, are criticizing Michelle Obama for addressing troops at Camp Pendelton in California, saying it is just a publicity stunt to campaign on behalf of Senator Barbara Boxer.

It is widely believe by Republicans that Michelle Obama could care less about the country's troops as she travels from base to base sometimes with the President and sometimes alone, to give her bogus speeches about how she blah blah cares about blah blah them, because they blah blah deserve blah blah respect, blah de blah de blah. Just hand over the campaign contributions and no one gets hurt.

Yes, Michelle Obama has the corner on the ulterior motive market all sewn up. Carly Fiorina, is much more concerned with the real issues of the day such as who does Barbara Boxer's hair or picks her clothes. "I just want to make sure that if I am running against someone in this election, they at least have the decency to dress properly and have their hair combed," said Fiorina at her last public appearance.

Speaking of which, Carly Fiorina has now taken to shouting at all her public appearances and not wearing a microphone when giving television interviews. When asked if this is going to be her "thing" going into the elections, Fiorina replied "yes, just like Sarah Palin won't give interviews due to her lack of knowledge on most issues, I feel it is my prerogative not to slander myself with my own words every time I forget a mike is on."

Then, forgetting the fact that reporters were standing by with recorders, Fiorina added "By the way, did you see that blouse Sarah was wearing at Belmont? If I didn't know any better, I'd think she had a boob job."

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