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Sunday, 13 June 2010

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With Democrat chances looking rather slim for the upcoming election in November, Barney Frank, a staunch and loyal member of his party, is considering life after politics.

"I nevwhere con sid whered dis beff whare in my wife," said Barney Frank. "How ev whare, twings seems to bweee twangeing in Americkwa, and dwats why I'm thinkwing of gowinn intwo dah Pweesthood."

Barney Frank has a long time male companion living in his residence who was recently accused of growing non-medicinal marijuana on the premises. When asked how he would be able to reconcile his current lifestyle with that of the Catholic Priesthood, Mr. Frank was rather frank.

"Dare is no difff where ence," he said. "My wife style is my wife style, and any bwoody dat don't like it can take it up wit da Ay See Elll You."

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