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Sunday, 13 June 2010

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Washington DC: Following the election of President Obama, "The Birthers" tried unsuccessfully, to prove that the new chief executive was not a US born citizen. Now proof comes from various US intelligence agencies and a branch of the armed services that the president is an alien.

Signals emanating from the White House have been intercepted, analyzed and traced to a star system in the Milky Way. So far the analysis has not been able to extract any information from the signals. However, a search of USAF records shows that similar signals were picked up prior to the UFO crash in Roswell NM in July 1947.

An 88 year old military witness to the crash, Sgt. Ripley, remembers that while there were no survivors, a number of very cold flasks of unknown material were recovered from the debris of the crash. He also indicated that these items were flown to a USAF advanced biological research laboratory at Oahu in the Hawaiian Islands. The remote facility specialized in very early DNA studies and experiments.

President Obama was born in August 1961 and Hawaii became a state in August 1959. Circumstantial evidence points to President Obama being a natural born US citizen of alien descent! FBI forensic teams are being dispatched to the White house and Oahu HI.

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