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Saturday, 12 June 2010

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Left, Gary Coleman's remains. Right, his dignity.

Proving yet again that she is the most evil being in the universe, it has been revealed that professional exploiter and Gary Coleman's ex-wife Shannon Price sold photos of Gary's last moments for just $10,000

Moreover, the pictures were taken by a production company who will share in the profits, meaning Price will have victimize a dead midget for a reported $4,000.00

"The fact is, dead celebrities sell," said a source. "The reason that the Globe got them at such a low price is that the photos are so tasteless that none of the glossy magazines wanted to bid on them. This allowed Globe to get them so cheap."

For the $4,000.00 Price received for subjecting Coleman to one final indignity, she could buy one of the following:

A 1991 Toyota Celica GT with 120,662 miles .
An Omega Seamaster 18k gold watch.
A 70's Mid Century Modern Milo Baughman Velvet Couch Sofa.
Her soul.

No, wait, that's gone forever.

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