Written by Dr. Billingsgate

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Topics: Women, black hole

Saturday, 12 June 2010

image for NAACP: Black Hole Denigrates Black Ho's
Can You Find The Black Ho?

The Los Angeles Chapter of the NAACP is demanding that Hallmark Cards pull a greeting card from the racks. Saying that the "black hole" depicted on the card could be mistaken for a "black ho," it furthers the impression that African-American women are nothing but cheap floozies.

Hallmark replied by saying that "any resemblance between a black hole and a black ho is merely coincidental." In explaining that a black hole is a scientific term describing a colossal area of blackness that exists in the universe billions of light years away from earth, Hallmark said that only someone with a dirty mind would correlate the two phenomenon.

Although some might say that black ho's possibly have something in common with the black holes in the ability to suck everything into their vacuum, let's not allow this to become a racial issue. In other words, let science be science and ho's be ho's.

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