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Topics: Gary Coleman

Thursday, 10 June 2010

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Shannon Price

Further proving that she must be the Antichrist, Ginger-headed leech Shannon Price is seen POSING with the dead star in photos that she sold to the Globe magazine.

Coleman is seen in the pictures looking horribly disfigured, with tubes going in and out of them. In the photo that defiled this week's Globe, Shannon is leaning into the shot, ensuring that she is photographed with the man she kil…, er, married.

Shannon has denied that she is the Antichrist, although neighbors say that when Shannon was 7, a babysitter wrapped a noose around her neck, yelled, "I did it for you, Damien," and leapt from a roof.

(Too obscure a reference?)

Shannon will soon be selling the tubes to which Gary was attached, along with tufts of hair and scrapings from his feet. Everyone hopes she bursts into flames.

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