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Topics: George W. Bush

Thursday, 10 June 2010

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Who's got two thumbs and is a buffoon? This guy!

Publicly available government records indicate that former President George W. Bush applied for and received unemployment benefits after leaving the White House at the end of his second term.

Moreover, the benefits have run their cycle, and Bush has found another job.

"Do you think someone would hire me to ruin their company?" Asked Bush, while vacationing at a YMCA day-camp.

"C'mon, there is no company I can't destroy. I worked at 2 oil companies, and lost money at both. I managed the Texas Rangers, which is where I traded Sammy Sosa for some magic beans!"

Bush will have to be gainfully employed by June 22, or he will be forced to take job training classes, a requirement which irked Bush.

"Job training? I've never had any training for ANY of the jobs I had, and that turned out OK, right?"

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