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Topics: Barack Obama

Tuesday, 8 June 2010

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"Who's The Smallest Guy At BP?

President Obama, apparently through with his acting classes, is finally becoming enraged over the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

"I was down there looking grim right in their faces over a month ago!", screamed the president at the top of his lungs.

He then ran over and kicked VP Biden in the ass!

"Tell them, Biden!"

"Yes Sir! He was down here a month ago...uh, looking the grimmest I've ever seen a person look!"

That was on "Today" this morning in an interview from Florida with Matt Lauer. Obama also mentioned "taking gnomes".

"I'm down here now to find out just who's ass to kick! I'm ready to open up a can of worms, right Biden?"

"Whuppass! Sir!"

"That's what I meant. You want your ass kicked again?"

"No, Sir!"

Biden later explained the President's mood.

"He told his family that he was going to get the chief person responsible for that mess in the Gulf of Mexico and his Mother-In-Law pointed him toward the mirror."

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