New York City, USA. In momentous news, elusive terrorist gang leader, Osama Bin Laden, has been arrested right in the middle of the Big Apple itself.
Authorities received a tip off from a McDonald's Restaurant employee that Bin Laden was in the premises' toilet, and so units were dispatched urgently to nab the notorious Al Quaeda head.
Just as Police officers were storming the "john", Bin laden was heard to yell "why the f..k can't we get any toilet paper round here". About six officers then barged into his cubicle and jumped all over the beseiged terrorist. Bin Laden was not hurt and he was placed, handcuffed, into a Police paddy wagon for the short trip to NYPD holding cells.
Detective Sergeant Al Horowitz of NYPD operations was quoted as saying that "Bin Laden will cop it now, big time."
It is believed that Police will charge him with third degree murder under the country's Patriot Act.
Scores of New York City residents have assembled outside the building, chanting "death to Bin Laden" and "cut his balls off".
NB: It is now believed that Police have not apprehended Bin Laden but someone who was dressed similar to him enroute to a costume party.