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Monday, 7 June 2010

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Census Workers Say this Lone Republican is Sole SC Resident!

More shocking revelations emanating today from Census Districts around the country as investigative reporters are learning that the Regime's multi-billion dollar ponzi scheme is just that....a massive fraud perpetrated by the Obama Administration.

The program is so flawed, with no accountability, that investigators are buried under a mountain of confusion, corruption, and lack of transparency.

What is emerging is that of the 411,000 jobs reported last month by a smirking White House Economic team, was made up from rolls of census workers allegedly hired to count heads in the country.

The facts are that barely 100,000 illiterate 'citizens', most of whom can't count the fingers on one hand, have been trained, hired, laid off and then rehired, at least 4 times, inflating the new employment roles reflecting the New Obama Math in Democratic Progressive Education.

Meanwhile, money keeps flowing through the system with as much control as the UN is maintaining as they feed at the trough of the now forgotten, but continuing cash cow of the Haiti Earthquake where UN leaders say the problem is so bad,' just send money, we don't have time to either count it or account for it.'

Based on preliminary counts taken randomly, California Census workers, cheered on by Nancy Pelosi and Barbara Boxer, have verified that the state is now home to over 225M Americans, entitling them to an additional 300 Congressmen guaranteeing them a majority no matter what happens in the midterm elections.

South Carolina, Florida and Texas, however, have been deemed abandoned, and as such will have to surrender any of their congressional seats, while the Senate is still up in the air, and they may have to share a Senator with a surrounding Democratic Blue State

In keeping with Obama's New Math, the department of education in NY verified that they are now giving partial credit for wrong answers on math progress tests for middle schoolers. If a student answers correctly that 2+2 is four he gets 2 points. If he concludes that 2+2 =5, he gets 1 point and a congressional internship with Congressman Charlie Wrangle (sic).

Taxpayers now belatedly realizing that Obama is not adding up to a logical conclusion for the administration of the country, plan on conducting some radical subtraction this coming November.

Bernie Madoff is laughing his ass off in jail telling everyone who will listen, "Hey, I told you....I'm not the biggest thief ever, I want a deal!"

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