President Obama knew about the BP oil leak within hours after it happened according to a report in a Washington DC newspaper, plus Barack Obama's mother-in-law, Marian Robinson. .
"Barack came into the White House after talking with those BP people and kicked little what's-his-ass, the dog, Bo", stated Michelle's mother. "I knew something bad was wrong but he wouldn't talk about it."
The White House knew from the start that the blown well would probably continue gushing into August and cause unprecedented environmental damage, reports Bridget Sinclair of "The Washington Gazette".
"Yes, he was told early on that it might take some time to fix and that nothing was guaranteed", stated an inside Source to Sinclair. "So far, they have simply been trying out new schemes that they know won't completely work, but would keep giving people hope. I think they were always playing for time, until those other two holes were dug."
"OK, OK!", stated one unnamed BP worker. "We didn't know the attempts WOULDN'T work for sure until we tried them out. At least next time, we now know what doesn't work."