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Sunday, 6 June 2010

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Stephen Hill about to have a Jump

Porn star, Stephen Hill, fell to his death from a cliff after a stand-off with Police. He was wanted in connection with the murder of a colleague, and Police had chased him to the cliff edge, where he threatened to kill himself with a Samurai sword.

The stand-off in Los Angeles had gone on for some hours, whilst Police tried to persuade him to give himself up, prompting comments that he was a long stayer. Hill held out rigidly whilst Police called on for him to cum quietly.

Part way through the stand-off the Police fired non-lethal munitions, one of which hit him in the leg; it is said that this made him limp. A close friend told our reporter that Hill was in a heightened state of irritation due to multiple health problems; just some of the things affecting him were four skin complaints; he was also suffering from an ear infection (abbreviated ear-ection).

In what was described as the biggest jump he ever had - he plunged from the cliff after being Tasered; a subsequent investigation revealed that the incident was avoidable, and the the Officer who fired the Taser had it incorrectly set.It was set to speed 5, with auto-gyration whereas Mr Hill had only ever had it set to speed 3.

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